Infinity Blade 4/??
Dec. 17th, 2018 10:48 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
cellarspiderWe've reached the final boss! It's taken a whole ten minutes since we began our epic quest!
I remember this guy!
We're in fine crotch-stabbing form this afternoon, he didn't land a hit on me.
So that's what his name is!
I'm really glad I'm not on tumblr, I'm not kidding I think that throne would make the blockbot freak the fuck out.
So uh
I'm just
gonna open this chest here
bye
Actually no, you can't leave, but it's a hilariously awkward little interlude.
apparently he finds our gumption endearing.
Yeah so I'm level five. He's level fifty. Even with my skills in this game coming back to me, this is--
yeah Our Hero got his ass whuped
Well that's no good, let's reload our last save and--
Nope. Can't do that. Our Hero? He dead.
Next time: More death!
I remember this guy!
We're in fine crotch-stabbing form this afternoon, he didn't land a hit on me.
LVL
So that's what his name is!
I'm really glad I'm not on tumblr, I'm not kidding I think that throne would make the blockbot freak the fuck out.
So uh
I'm just
gonna open this chest here
bye
Actually no, you can't leave, but it's a hilariously awkward little interlude.
The God King: Most impressive.
apparently he finds our gumption endearing.
The God King: You have defeated my champions, but now you face the true test.
The God King: Prepare to meet your doom!
Yeah so I'm level five. He's level fifty. Even with my skills in this game coming back to me, this is--
The God King: No mere mortal can defeat one of the Deathless!
yeah Our Hero got his ass whuped
The God King: Had you been a more worthy adversary, you might have made a valuable ally - but no matter.
The God King: Instead, you will serve another purpose. Perhaps your descendants will fare better.
Well that's no good, let's reload our last save and--
Nope. Can't do that. Our Hero? He dead.
Next time: More death!
